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Angels, as Told by Kids

 

 


Angels, As Told by Kids


I only know the names of two angels. Hark and Harold.
~ Gregory, age 5

Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear halos anymore.  I forget why, but scientists are working on it.
~ Olive, age 9  

It's not easy to become an angel! First, you die. Then you go to heaven, then there's still the flight training to go through. And then you got to agree to wear those angel clothes.
~ Matthew, age 9

My guardian angel helps me with math, but he's not much good for science.
~ Henry, age 8

Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up to heaven. The basic message is where you went wrong before you got dead.
~ Daniel, age 9

All angels are girls because they gotta wear dresses and boys didn't go for it.
~ Antonio, age 9

Some of the angels are in charge of helping heal sick animals and pets. And if they don't make the animals get better, they help the kid get over it.
~ Vicki, age 8

What I don't get about angels is why, when someone is in love, they shoot arrows at them.
~ Sarah, age 7