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[ January/February 2003 ]

The Yogi and the Pizza Parlor

What did the Yogi say when he walked into the Zen Pizza Parlor?

“Make me one with everything."

When the Yogi got the pizza, he gave the proprietor a 20 dollar bill. The proprietor pocketed the bill. The Yogi said "Don't I get change?"

The proprietor said, "Change must come from within.”