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For The Funny Bone |
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Parents: do you groan from all the bad jokes your kids tell you over the course of the year? This summer, get even. Here are the top ten summer jokes to tell your kids and get them groaning too! What kind of bears like to go out in the rain? What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind? What do you call two spiders who just got married? What is green and pecks on trees? Which bird is always out of breath? What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework? What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark? There were four cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were
left? Why did the whale cross the road? What did the boy octopus say to
the girl octopus? |
