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For the Funny Bone |
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New Age Lullaby Hush little baby don't you squall, Momma's gonna buy you a crystal ball And if you still can't see beyond, Momma's gonna buy you a magic wand And if that wand don't change your fate, Momma's gonna teach you to levitate And if the astral makes you sick, Momma's gonna buy you an incense stick And if that patchouli smells too rank, She'll buy you a sensory deprivation tank And if that tank don't float your bones, Momma's gonna buy you some precious stones And if those gems don't ease your heart, Momma's gonna buy you a natal chart And if your planets go berserk, Momma's gonna buy you some bodywork And if your aura still needs kneading, Momma's gonna buy you a past life reading And if your destiny stays hid, Momma's gonna buy you a pyramid And if your chakras still feel stressed, Momma's gonna take you on a vision quest And if power animals don't come to charm ya-- Well, sorry, kid, it's just your karma... -- Author Unknown 
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