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Ever consider what they must
think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store
with the most amazing haul: chicken, pork, half a cow. They
must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
-- Anne Tyler
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I wonder what goes through
his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl.
-- Penny
Ward Moser
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I wonder if other dogs think
poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
-- Rita Rudner
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I've seen a look in dogs' eyes,
a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced
that basically dogs think humans are nuts.
-- John Steinbeck
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When a man's best friend is
his dog, that dog has a problem.
-- Edward Abbey
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Don't accept your dog's admiration
as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
--Ann Landers
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No animal should ever jump up
on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he
can hold his own in the conversation.
-- Fran Lebowitz
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If I have any beliefs about
immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven,
and very, very few persons.
-- James Thurber
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Women and cats will do as they
please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-- Robert A.
Heinlein
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In order to keep a true perspective
of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship
him and a cat that will ignore him.
-- Dereke Bruce
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Cat's motto: No matter what
you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did
it.
-- Unknown
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